Resume

So as most of you know, I have been trying to find a job. So far I have not had any luck at all. So Daniel and I decided we should do an overhaul on my resume and Daniel thought this template would be a really great one to help me stand out from the crowd...

Address | Contact Email | Contact Phone

[It’s important to include your descriptive middle name, e.g. John ‘Bandicoot’ Doe]

Objective

[How much more awesome you want to be become]

To add my awesomeness to your company and thereby rule the world

Summary

[The what, why, how, where and acknowledgements of your awesomeness]

• Today I am the most awesome {profession} in {where I live}

• I have been the most righteous {profession} for 4 blue chip corporations (give or

take)

• I rule at {skill 1}, {skill 2}, and {skill 3} while rocking in {skill 4} and {skill 5}

• I have been totally awarded the {award title} twice by the {awarding body} (maybe)

• I am a member in total standing of the {professional association}

Skills & Accomplishments

[Awesome Achievement 1]

[Date] [Rad Details]

[Awesome Achievement 2]

[Date] [Rad Details]

Professional Expertise

[Start Date] – [End Date]

[Company Name]

[City, State]

[Position Title & Description]

[Responsibilities]

[Start Date] – [End Date]

[Company Name]

[City, State]

[Position Title & Description]

[Responsibilities]

Education

[Oodles of education details] or [Life experience that shows formal education to be a waste of money]

{Institution} of Awesome

{Degree -ish}

So I'm thinking that this is definitely the one. I just need to fill in the blanks and I will have employers knocking down the door to get me.